Monday, October 18, 2010

Why don’t Polar Bears...

Q. Why don’t Polar Bears eat Penguins?
A. They can’t get the wrappers off.


http://yellow-eyedpenguin.org.nz/for-kids/penguin-jokes/ 

What do mother Penguins...

Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children before they go out in the dark?

A. Beak....careful out there.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/penguin-jokes

A Mexican newspaper...

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationedon the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous newgame. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, thepilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowlyalong it at the water edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn theirheads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turnaround and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguincolony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguinsfall over gently onto their backs.
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/penguin-jokes

Why don`t Penguins...

Q: Why don`t Penguins like rock music?

A. They only like sole.

 http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/penguin-jokes

Why do two Penguins ...

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?

A. Because they don?t wanna fall out.

Monday, October 11, 2010

What do Penguins ...

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/penguin-jokes

Why don`t you see ...

Q: Why don`t you see Penguins in Britain?

A. Because they`re afraid of Wales.

Why do Penguins ...

Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?

A. Because they haven?t got any pockets.
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/penguin-jokes

What kind of fish ...

Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.
http://monyscurry.tripod.com/pengfun.htm

A man was driving ...

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn`t want a ticket he`d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised hewould and drove off.The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!""I did" said the guy, "Today I`m taking them to the beach!"
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/penguin-jokes